Remote Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. ?Not yet,? said the little boy. His mother tells him he can?t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he?s a little ****ed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. ?How come I don?t get any eggs and bacon? Why don?t I have any milk in my cereal?? he asks. ?Well,? his mother says, ?I saw you kick a chicken, so you don?t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don?t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren?t getting any milk this morning.? Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he?s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, ?Are you going to tell him, or should I?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 19, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 19, 2003 meheheh, corny but funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 hee, kinda funny. Good try tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 haha, that's pretty funny. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2003 Quite funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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