Remote Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 As I stated before, I like jokes you dont have to think too much about A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. ?Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?? she asked. ?They?re mating,? her father replied. ?What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?? she asked. ?That?s a daddy longlegs.? her father answered. ?So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?? the little girl asked. ?No,? her father replied. ?Both of them are daddy longlegs.? The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. ?Well, we?re not having that sort of **** in our garden.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 lol hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2003 Hahaha good one! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 whahaha lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sverti Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 According to psychiatrist?s, there are such things as homosexual animals:wacko:o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 hahah thats gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 According to psychiatrist?s, there are such things as homosexual animals:wacko:o: which one, your:p:p j/k ya i heard that on TLC while back kinda umm weird lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 According to psychiatrist?s, there are such things as homosexual animals:wacko:o: yea my cat's gay.. i saw him get anally penetrated by another cat, and he didnt seem all that bothered, either.:blink:k: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 yea my cat's gay.. i saw him get anally penetrated by another cat, and he didnt seem all that bothered, either.. :blink: yes, but it is not proven that they are gay. It is only evidence of them being horny. I have experienced a female dog humping my leg... :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 yes, but it is not proven that they are gay. It is only evidence of them being horny. I have experienced a female dog humping my leg... :blink: im serious.. he was sexually molested by another cat, and i dont see him chasing or getting chased by female cats.. :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gweedo Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Haha. Good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nims Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 yes, but it is not proven that they are gay. It is only evidence of them being horny. I have experienced a female dog humping my leg... :blink: hahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Thats a good one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 i love it.... (breaks down and cries) not meaning to be racist or anything...but i m against gays...just sharing my opinion..no offence ment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2003 they call it false mating in monkeys...... *shudders* im not against it but its not my thing lols good joke tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoiks Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 well I have 2 dogs, one is horny the other is gay the horney one litrally masterbates... im talking using its paw to *manipulate* certain parts of its body the gay one is constantly watching the first one do this and goign round a humping it.... funny thing is... they are bothe males the even funnier thing is that they are brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoiks Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 i know i know its sick but its really true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Reminds me of the dogs in Legally Blonde 2. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 I like this kind of jokes... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+chorpeac MVC Posted July 21, 2003 MVC Share Posted July 21, 2003 That's good. I like those little boy/girl jokes. Tommy and Sally are my favorite comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 haha funny :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 not meaning to be racist or anything...but i m against gays...just sharing my opinion..no offence ment Oh boy, watch out the flame wars :sighs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyablue Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 Yeah dude, thats kind of stupid: "No offense, but I just hate you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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