A little girl was playing in the ....


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As I stated before, I like jokes you dont have to think too much about

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

?Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?? she asked.

?They?re mating,? her father replied.

?What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?? she asked.

?That?s a daddy longlegs.? her father answered.

?So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?? the little girl asked.

?No,? her father replied. ?Both of them are daddy longlegs.?

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. ?Well, we?re not having that sort of **** in our garden.?

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According to psychiatrist?s, there are such things as homosexual animals:wacko:o:

which one, your:p:p

j/k ya i heard that on TLC while back kinda umm weird lol

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According to psychiatrist?s, there are such things as homosexual animals:wacko:o:

yea my cat's gay.. i saw him get anally penetrated by another cat, and he didnt seem all that bothered, either.:blink:k:

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yea my cat's gay.. i saw him get anally penetrated by another cat, and he didnt seem all that bothered, either.. :blink:

yes, but it is not proven that they are gay. It is only evidence of them being horny. I have experienced a female dog humping my leg... :blink:

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yes, but it is not proven that they are gay. It is only evidence of them being horny. I have experienced a female dog humping my leg... :blink:

im serious.. he was sexually molested by another cat, and i dont see him chasing or getting chased by female cats.. :no:

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yes, but it is not proven that they are gay. It is only evidence of them being horny. I have experienced a female dog humping my leg... :blink:

hahhaha

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i love it....

(breaks down and cries)

not meaning to be racist or anything...but i m against gays...just sharing my opinion..no offence ment

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they call it false mating in monkeys...... *shudders* im not against it but its not my thing

lols good joke tho

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well I have 2 dogs, one is horny the other is gay

the horney one litrally masterbates... im talking using its paw to *manipulate* certain parts of its body

the gay one is constantly watching the first one do this and goign round a humping it....

funny thing is... they are bothe males

the even funnier thing is that they are brothers

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That's good. I like those little boy/girl jokes. Tommy and Sally are my favorite comedians.

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