altezza Veteran Posted July 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2003 Just got email and would like to paste it here... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbalsh Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. I love it :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Natan Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 :D Ahhhahah very nice! My favourite: 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 you are the best! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. hahahaha bad hair day.... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Seven is the best.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 that last one... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2003 LOL that's great altezza (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonghornXP2006 Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 great.. i like number 4 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecander Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 hehehehe, nice :yes: i like them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 LOL :D i love #4! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. :) :) :) Damn that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 altezza I have got to get on your joke mailing list! :) Plz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favvi Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 7 is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 :blink: eh? well...i m trying to laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dL Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 I like ALL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 10. No one steals your chair. Good Riddance. Can't stand people who keep stealing my chair. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 i also like number 7. i like number 10 too. good joke (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 7 = (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 lol, like them all. But I cant see myself going to school naked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 That makes me mad when people steal my chairs! Makes me want to throw the desk out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 another great one..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. lol lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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