Reasons to go work nude


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Just got email and would like to paste it here...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass

in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to

work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my

pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking

down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can

add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen

where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came

to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

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