altezza Veteran Posted July 20, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2003 Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman would have him. He was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage. He couldn't bring himself to tell his fianc?e about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly. The wedding night came and went, and the young couple was at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride. Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump. "Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that is a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelic Marge Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 :o :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CherTon Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 He could have explained.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 :) :p :o :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob2687 Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 :huh: :o :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 lol, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 Whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 lol :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalFreedom Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 (Y) Go Harry! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 ??? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 i saw that coming after the first few sentences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 :o :o :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 :blink: ;) :huh: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 lol nice :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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