Wooden leg


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Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman

would have him. He was delighted when he found a young

woman who accepted his proposal of marriage. He couldn't

bring himself to tell his fianc?e about his leg when he slipped

the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when

they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling,

I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled

bewitchingly.

The wedding night came and went, and the young couple was at

last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you

promised me a big surprise," said the bride.

Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his

wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the

stump.

"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that is a surprise. But pass me

the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"

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