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As if a dog has any idea he's missing his crown jewels.. :D

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he actually stapled them together ( i dont know how). Im sure she doesnt have them anymore and from what I hear shes still going out with him. About the sanitary thing, I dont see how its not sanitary. they do have cleaning agents and i dont remember the testicle being a big place for disease.

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LOL

Yeah, i was like "... the f*ck?"

First because it was like "... where is this coming from?!" and also "... eating a FROG? Unless you're speaking frog legs..."

Still what was the point? o.o

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testicles are like orangy colored egg shaped balls. I dont know exactly how he made a ring out of it. All I know is he used both testicles and stapled them together some how...

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heh...I used to do voluntary work at a vets when I was a t school (many moons ago).

A lady bought her cat in to be castrated...

The operation was carried out at midday, and the lady was to pick up the cat anytime after 17:30. Now, we knew she was a bit squeamish (we did this know lady quite well), and because of this we saved the balls ;-)

When she came to pick her cat up, I walked out into the waiting room with the cat-basket in hand, and proceeded to hand it over to her, at which point she went quite white, and shrieked!

It turned out that she didn't like my new ear-rings ;)

Oops..hehe

True Story

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