Remote Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 A 92-year-old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately met a 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away. After a few weeks of spending time together, the man said, ?You know, we?re past our sexual years, so I wonder if it would be okay for you to just hold my penis in your hand.? The woman seemed surprised, but said, ?Well, I guess it wouldn?t do any harm to just hold it.? So, for the next few weeks, they could always be found on a park bench near a lake, the lady holding the man?s penis in her hand. One day the old man didn?t show up. Beginning to worry, the lady set out in search of him. A few blocks away, sitting on another park bench was the old man?with another woman. The first old lady approached the couple and saw the other woman holding the man?s penis in her hand. She became very upset and yelled to the man, ?I thought we had something special. Now, I find you with another woman, and she?s holding your penis in her hand. What does she have that I don?t have???? The old man looked up, smiled, and said?parkinson?s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 :huh: :x :/ :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threetonesun Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 ewwww ... old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-}x0{- Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 Old, but still a classic! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 lol that's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 I guess he found what he wanted.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo003 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 WTF dude stop old people joke especily this kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remote Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 WTF dude stop old people joke especily this kind Next time read the title and dont complain. K thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo003 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Next time read the title and dont complain. K thx sorry man can't resist :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 haha, thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahaha, old people rock :punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahaha nice one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IP Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 dude thats not cool, my grandma died of parkinsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo003 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 dude thats not cool, my grandma died of parkinsons Doing wha:D:D:rofl:l::rofl:l: Just kidding man I am sorr:no:o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 :no: :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianpsycho Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 haha hardcore :uberhump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favvi Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 not funny, my grandpa also died from parkinsons.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Lol, nr1 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biorK Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Nice one there :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 LOL :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 That was great! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 OK people it was just a joke. GET OVER IT. It was a decent joke....not very funny however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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