Remote Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 There was a couple who were married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She gets completely upset, and screams, ?You impotent ******,? she screamed at him, ?how could you be lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself!? The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, ?I?ll explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericnkatz Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HAHA .. thats funny.. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HAH!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 haha i laughed out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbalsh Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 LMAO! that's brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fotix Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Good one. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOOPAH256 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hehe, good one remote. this is definately a good one. thanks! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxp Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo003 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 never saw that 1 comming lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 LMAO!! that made me crack up! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Thats a good response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike101M69 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 unexpected. niceeeee lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidd0 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 LMAO!! that made me crack up! :D LMAO!! that made me crack down! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrack Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Oh man! I would've never expected that! :laugh: Great one remote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 LMFAO!! That was freakin' hillarious. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Now that is a lot of explaining.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[yt] Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hehe :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HAHA :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 rofl :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Great one :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 (Y) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 LOL! Hahaha so funny! Great joke! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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