altezza Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 Thought that you may like to have a good laugh...... :D :D An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute." The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inertia Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 pmsl, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 that was posted a few days ago, but still funny damn george bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane-UK Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 Man thats quite funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHA (Y) You need to be the official joke poster, altezza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lol bush is dumb lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lol that was very good :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 haha that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+BeLGaRaTh Subscriber¹ Posted July 22, 2003 Subscriber¹ Share Posted July 22, 2003 ROFLMAO :woot: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemania Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Muhahahahhah :devil: :devil: :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Why was he carrying a schoolbag ? :huh: :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtotheJ Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Would be better if Shaq and Hillary died, but still good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Lol, very nice :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 "Your popeness" that made me laugh more than the joke itself did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ike Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 whyyy, why not hillary :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Nice and funny joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 ahahahaha very good! psst. samoa way to up your post count, i think i will try it sometime and hope no one comments on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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