altezza Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies." Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, Honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewellery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I don't understand? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVirus Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 ROFL good stuff :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sime27 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 nice 1 it works with me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoiks Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lmao... old but a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunbiz_3000 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Great joke man !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premgenius Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :D LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilroy Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I thought this was what jewlery was for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I get it now woops :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I thought this was what jewlery was forhttp://www.surfmysites.com/soft-erotic-fun...ote-control.jpg rofl...remote! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one321 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Haha...on Family Guy they had a DeBeers commercial with the shadow guy giving the shadow woman a ring then she starts going down. The message at the top was "She'll Pretty Much Have To." It was funny. Too bad people are so materialistic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 You guys are wicked.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 haha funny joke, great picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans_Gruber Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I don't understand? :/ *sigh* :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I don't understand? :/ lmao Why don't you go ask your mommy and daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger H. Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 LOL... hell yeah... niiiice D (remote joke was good too) 2 in 1 = LMFAOROFL!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remote Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I thought this was what jewlery was forhttp://www.surfmysites.com/soft-erotic-fun...ote-control.jpg rofl...remote! :woot: :book: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 so thats how you get jewelry.....hmm :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyablue Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Speaking of which, where DO babies come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Speaking of which, where DO babies come from? Good question :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betadan Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 everyone know it's the stork that brings babies into the world ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x_ricky_x Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :D lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 That pic of the legs is great. GREAT joke. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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