Where babies come from


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One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and

announced that her friend had told her where babies

come from.

Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't

you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and

Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's

thingee sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in

her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how

you get babies."

Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to

eye and said,

"Oh, Honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get

babies. That's how you get jewellery."

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Haha...on Family Guy they had a DeBeers commercial with the shadow guy giving the shadow woman a ring then she starts going down. The message at the top was "She'll Pretty Much Have To." It was funny.

Too bad people are so materialistic...

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