altezza Veteran Posted July 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2003 The Governor made room on his busy calendar to hear the pleas of one Mrs. Smith that her husband be released from the state penitentiary. "What was he sentenced for?" asked the Governor gently. "For stealing a loaf of bread," nervously replied the offender's wife. "Is he a good husband?" "No," she replied frankly, blushing a bit. "He beats me when he gets drunk, he bullies our children, he's unfaithful, and really not much good at all." "It sounds to me as though you're better off without him," said the Governor. "Why on earth do you want him out of jail?" "Well," she explained, "we're out of bread again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 seen it commin....i managed a smile nice try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inertia Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lol, I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Ok, i dont get it. Loaf of bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Lol, pretty good. Not as good as some of the others, but good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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