mrk Reviews Posted July 22, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 22, 2003 John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom Lesson of the Day - Don't lie to your Mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JodyWatts Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I like that ... one of the few that made me laught out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 22, 2003 Author Reviews Share Posted July 22, 2003 w00t :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pctuk Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 the classics are always funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remote Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 clever very clever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 excellent (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Thats great! What a smart mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threetonesun Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 maybe she uh ... sleeps on the couch ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Clever :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ike Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 mothers always think of these things :( :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Good one man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@Matt Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Very clever. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 mothers always think of these things :( :D ONLY mothers think about things like this :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dismuter Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Brilliant one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrogers Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 I remember hearing a version of that involving a monk and a nun...this one's cleaner though...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 LOL Reminds me of my mother and nothing gets past her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 very clever :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 haha...nice one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 mothers always think of these things :( :D The only reason for disliking my mom. :no: :p Great joke! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paixao Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb10fan Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 an oldie but a goody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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