mrk Reviews Posted July 22, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 22, 2003 A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer." The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL." and so ends my reign of terror for today :blink: Sleep tight, aight :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :rofl: Eh, not bad. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :laugh: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 :laugh: Pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 That one was funny! She was smart! I would be like "wtf?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I've heard this before but it's still funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 is a cool joke, but there are better ones out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 :yes: It's an instant classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 Funny! (Y) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 ok, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 hehe good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuarterSwede Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 I would have never gotten it either. Pretty good :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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