Comfortable, it's a load of bull!


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A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in

Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their

cows to increase their herd.

The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and

goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old

cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I've got

for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to

the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a

telegram to my friend in Louisiana

that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the

trailer."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere

in the U.S. are $.75 per word."

She thinks about it for a moment and decides.

"I'd like to send one word, please."

"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm

sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this

telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL

slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."

and so ends my reign of terror for today :blink:

Sleep tight, aight :ninja:

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