Redmondian Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car. The Female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle." :woot: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanecorp Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyablue Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Isn't Dumb blonde AND dumb police officer joke? mods, change title, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 It's so stupid that it's hilarious. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaticX Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 That felt really weird ooops i just hit 1000 post! Should i start a thread? :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 LMAO :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poser Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 haha thats good! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 haha, nice ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ike Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 lol that's bad. holographic license i guess :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 i like jokes like this... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 heh not bad, although I think this was posted last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 hahah made me laugh out loud :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favvi Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 even though it was posted before... still funny.. lol ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 omfg, laughed soo hard. lol thanks dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 lol..funny blondes :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Wasn't that posted like a week ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted July 23, 2003 Author Share Posted July 23, 2003 omfg, laughed soo hard. lolthanks dude (Y) Welcome. Blonde jokes are my favorites too! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 It was posted here before but still funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 That felt really weirdooops i just hit 1000 post! Should i start a thread? :blush: nah, would be a wasted effort, wait til 2000... for the joke...LOL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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