Blonde Police Officer Joke


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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police

cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car.

The Female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked

for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in

her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman "What

does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a

small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face

and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the

blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and

said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer

too, we could have avoided all this hassle."

:woot: :rolleyes:

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