Few short jokes for today...


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Mirror, mirror

The little girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father,

for I have sinned."

"What is it, my child?"

The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day

I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I

have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

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Lazy Workmen

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one

day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a

change.

"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,"

he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."

Nine hands went up.

"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.

"Too much trouble," came the reply.

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Bad Drums

Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when

they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them.

"Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other.

As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from

behind a tree and said, "Yeah, our regular drummer is out

sick."

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Little Johnny is in the bathroom talking to his Mum

while she has a shower.

He points between her legs at her shaven ###### and says,

"what's that Mummy"

"Oh, that's where Daddy hit me with an Axe" she says.

and Little Johnny says "Wow, good shot, right in the c**t"

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