altezza Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 Mirror, mirror The little girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, my child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake." ==================================================== Lazy Workmen A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up. "Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man. "Too much trouble," came the reply. ==================================================== Bad Drums Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them. "Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other. As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and said, "Yeah, our regular drummer is out sick." ==================================================== Little Johnny is in the bathroom talking to his Mum while she has a shower. He points between her legs at her shaven ###### and says, "what's that Mummy" "Oh, that's where Daddy hit me with an Axe" she says. and Little Johnny says "Wow, good shot, right in the c**t" ==================================================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 hehehe the last one is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 the last one is good :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 these jokes are stale dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Know Won Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Not stale to me. Never heard any of jokes before. Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriq760 Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 :laugh: lol the last one is the best.. :laugh: :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 OMG enriq760 i love the avitar pic/... ROCKO! forever cough cough hhmmmm i like the last one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 lol the bad drums one was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted July 24, 2003 Administrators Share Posted July 24, 2003 last one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.... Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Great ones! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 the last one is hilarious. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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