Sleeper Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 dont know if this has been already posted or not! appologies up front if it has! This is pretty neat how it works out. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read. Don't cheat and read the bottom until you've worked through it! This is fun! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator................ 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753.... If you haven't, add 1752.......... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how many times you want to have sex each week.) The next two numbers are... YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeee Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 wow works, sweet! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Yeah this is sweet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 That works! Nice! :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 lols gotta love these things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 didnt work for me, apparently im 45 :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 neato... :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+BudMan MVC Posted July 23, 2003 MVC Share Posted July 23, 2003 didnt work for me, apparently im 45 :\ The reason being - you did not follow instructions, or did not do the math right. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+chorpeac MVC Posted July 23, 2003 MVC Share Posted July 23, 2003 yeah it worked for me. Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fissy Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 made me 76 :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeX Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 53 Not quite :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono3000 Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 worked for me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 My age was right, but the times was wrong. oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Why does it have to be sex? Why not how many taco's I decide to eat? Or... How many idiots do I show the finger to on the way to work? It should still work right? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Works for me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 lol, worked great for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms998 Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Explanantion time Number of times you have sex =x times by 2 then add 5 then times by 50 This gives 100x +250 Birthday thing add 1753.... If you haven't, add 1752.......... Lets assume you have birthday 100x+ 2003 << note the number eg this year. For next year you would you would: 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753.......... take off your year of birth 100x +2003- year = 100x + Age So the hundreds column is orignal number x and your age is the next 2 numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Why does it have to be sex? Why not how many taco's I decide to eat? Or... How many idiots do I show the finger to on the way to work?It should still work right? cause sex is something everyone can relate to, some people don't like tacos :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 wow great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudEngineer Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 No keldyn, it won't work with anything else it has to be SEX ehehe :p Worked for me too fyi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 thanks for the explanation ms998. kinda fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 works..lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 cause sex is something everyone can relate to, some people don't like tacos :p On this forum? I wouldn't be so sure about that... :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akaladis Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUNDWHILE IT LASTS Wouldn't it work for 2004 etc if you add 1 to the 1753 and 1752 respectively??? btw... what happens in the case we have a dude over 99 years old??? hehehehehehe /Raptor [edit]erm, 100, not 99...[/edit] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Why does it have to be sex? Why not how many taco's I decide to eat? Or... How many idiots do I show the finger to on the way to work?It should still work right? cause sex is something everyone can relate to, some people don't like tacos :p I like tacos :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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