Sex Mathematics


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dont know if this has been already posted or not! appologies up front if it has!

This is pretty neat how it works out.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST

It takes less than a minute.......

Work this out as you read.

Don't cheat and read the bottom until you've worked through it!

This is fun!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753.... If you haven't, add 1752..........

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number

(I.e., how many times you want to have sex each week.)

The next two numbers are...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

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didnt work for me, apparently im 45 :\

The reason being - you did not follow instructions, or did not do the math right. :)

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Why does it have to be sex? Why not how many taco's I decide to eat? Or... How many idiots do I show the finger to on the way to work?

It should still work right? :unsure:

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Explanantion time

Number of times you have sex =x

times by 2 then add 5 then times by 50

This gives 100x +250

Birthday thing add 1753.... If you haven't, add 1752..........

Lets assume you have birthday

100x+ 2003 << note the number eg this year.

For next year you would you would:

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753..........

take off your year of birth

100x +2003- year = 100x + Age

So the hundreds column is orignal number x and your age is the next 2 numbers.

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Why does it have to be sex? Why not how many taco's I decide to eat? Or... How many idiots do I show the finger to on the way to work?

It should still work right?

cause sex is something everyone can relate to, some people don't like tacos :p

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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

WHILE IT LASTS

Wouldn't it work for 2004 etc if you add 1 to the 1753 and 1752 respectively???

btw... what happens in the case we have a dude over 99 years old??? hehehehehehe

/Raptor

[edit]erm, 100, not 99...[/edit]

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Why does it have to be sex? Why not how many taco's I decide to eat? Or... How many idiots do I show the finger to on the way to work?

It should still work right?

cause sex is something everyone can relate to, some people don't like tacos :p

I like tacos :yes:

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