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one day little tim walks into the confession box and sits down

The priest says his usual spiel and tim responds with"forgive me father i have sinned"

priest:"and what have you done my son"

Tim:"i had sex"

priest:" tim is that you..... now tell me who it was.... was it mary"

tim:"no"

priest:"was it kelly"

tim:"no"

Priest:"shelly"

tim:"no father"

Priest:" ok tim, but for not telling me i must ban you from church for 2 weeks "

Tim walks out .... his friend runs up and asks "what did you get"

tim smirks and replies " i got two weeks vacation...... and three good leads"

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