Remote Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. ?If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.? Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ?How long will this take?? she asks. ?They?ll grow larger over a period of years,? he replies. The wife stops. ?Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?? The husband shrugs. ?Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 LOL that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 .... lols and eeww ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 Hehe :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeper Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 hehe :D made me giggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Hahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 haha...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 23, 2003 hehhe very true (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 That is so mean lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrogers Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 I bet he got smacked silly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 that is some funny ****. pun intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morkuma Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 i love taht joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 mmmmmmmmmmmm...nah (N) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 :D Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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