I had sex with my teacher today!


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don't know if this has been posted before

A boy comes home from school one day and excitedly tells his father, "Guess what? I had sex with my teacher today!"

The father smiles and says, "I?m proud of you, son. You?re a bit young, but the day a man loses his virginity is a day to celebrate. I?ll take you out for a fancy dinner, then I?ll buy you a new bicycle!"

"Dinner sounds great, Dad," the son replies, "but can we hold off on the bike? My butt is still a little sore.

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lol, when i saw the thread name i thought it was someones confession not a joke but none the less . . . funny

hehe, same here.

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lol, i was going to say something along the punch line, about swinging that way lol, before i saw the joke guess i'm a bit cold lol...good joke :)

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