cesardrgn Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me?! = Too late, you're dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orion Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Thats it...take it from a guy after 10yrs of the big M..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 more then half of those are true... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xplatinum Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 MEN'S ENGLISH: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let's have sex now. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'll take to a nice restaurant and then I'd like to have sex with you. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 pretty good, but yes it is very old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 :laugh: man don't care how many times i see those they are still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 :laugh: man don't care how many times i see those they are still funny. I agree! :laugh: :rofl: Great jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep hahaha (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 OMG THAT IS SOOO TRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 i have read them about 500 times....pfftt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 24, 2003 lols nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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