Farquaon Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts. "I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 :laugh: :rofl: :laugh: that is a good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeper Veteran Posted July 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 24, 2003 good one! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 hahahaha :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b3njo Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 LMAO...sick little turtles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted July 24, 2003 MVC Share Posted July 24, 2003 hehehe ... funny I actually laughed out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idbuythatforadollar Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 haha yeh that got a chuckle out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 HAHAHA lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 24, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 24, 2003 weeehehehehehe (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 hehehe ... funny I actually laughed out loud And me :D :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 lol, go already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaticX Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 HAHAHAHA Thats a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I'm sorry i dont realy get it :huh: can someone explain it? lol :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 LOL Good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 haha...nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnons_1 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I'm not sorry :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnons_1 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I'm sorry i dont realy get it :huh: can someone explain it? lol :happy: Well, they were waiting for him to return, but he was just waiting for them to eat the sandwiches to see if they'll break. And they did, so he told them he's not going to get the can opener. Well, any joke you have to explain isn't funny anymore :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 haha that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I'm sorry i dont realy get it :huh: can someone explain it? lol :happy: Well, they were waiting for him to return, but he was just waiting for them to eat the sandwiches to see if they'll break. And they did, so he told them he's not going to get the can opener. Well, any joke you have to explain isn't funny anymore :-/ lolthanks for expaining, i got that though, maybe its me? but i ditn find it funny... sorry :( lol its just me though, i dont get it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 :no: for some reason that made me laugh more than the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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