Three Tortoises


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Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick

packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that

the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get

there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy

give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought

you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring

the

bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten

miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go

back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the

sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their

tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally

agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass

and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise

is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise

is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out

a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up

from behind a rock and shouts.

"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!"

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I'm sorry i dont realy get it :huh:

can someone explain it? lol :happy:

Well, they were waiting for him to return, but he was just waiting for them to eat the sandwiches to see if they'll break. And they did, so he told them he's not going to get the can opener.

Well, any joke you have to explain isn't funny anymore :-/

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I'm sorry i dont realy get it  :huh:

can someone explain it? lol :happy:

Well, they were waiting for him to return, but he was just waiting for them to eat the sandwiches to see if they'll break. And they did, so he told them he's not going to get the can opener.

Well, any joke you have to explain isn't funny anymore :-/

lolthanks for expaining,

i got that though, maybe its me? but i ditn find it funny... sorry :(

lol its just me though, i dont get it lol

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