Favourite chatquotes?


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<Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down

<Ab0mination> And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed

<Ab0mination> So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am.

<Ab0mination> I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf ****wit)

<Ab0mination> My parents and sisters are not speaking to me.

<Ab0mination> Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do.

<Ab0mination> Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile".

:laugh:

anyone else got any?

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here's my favorite from my favorite chatquotes site.. (http://bash.org)

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*

<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not f*ck up my pc

<Blitz> it wont

<J0E> omfg, its deleting!

<Blitz> no, its scanning

<J0E> it says deleting

*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect

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here's my favorite from my favorite chatquotes site.. (http://bash.org)

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*

<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not f*ck up my pc

<Blitz> it wont

<J0E> omfg, its deleting!

<Blitz> no, its scanning

<J0E> it says deleting

*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect

hehe classic :)

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omg mrk i love ur signature

lol makes me so :D i could :cry: but im not a :hump: so i'll just sit here and :ermm: ........... have :fun: and drink :beer: :rofl:

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a few more good ones..

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west

Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.

Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.

Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.

Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.

Pirate: Avast!

Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!

Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.

Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.

Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?

<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|

<JtHM> (not to scale)

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hahahahaa

<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im ****in with him now

<andrw> oh good, format his computer

<Testicular_One> format his computer

<TheGreaterZero> format him

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<Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything

<PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :p

<Keiichi> not even close

<Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the face and laughs

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From bash :

<Bungie> You know porn has become an addiction when you are standing at the gas pump filling your bike and just before you top it off, you pull the hose out and spray it all over the tank.

That made stuff emergency evacuate through my nose =)

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(+[MO]GeX) James[uH] you got a GF ain't you ?

(@James[uH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend...

:laugh:

<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your ######?

<EFX> am I shedding so my ###### will grow bigger?

:no: :x

<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "######"?

:o :laugh: :laugh:

[kisama] if you break out your penis in space

[kisama] your suit would depressurize

[kisama] or your body would depressurize

[kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra

:o :pinch:

<Tizitchy> you know what sucks

<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line

<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can

<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me

<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"

<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"

<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"

:D :punch:

<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick

<Hellwarrior> one sec

:huh: :x

<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?

:laugh: :rofl:

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