mrk Reviews Posted July 24, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 24, 2003 Must be <Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down <Ab0mination> And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed <Ab0mination> So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am. <Ab0mination> I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf ****wit) <Ab0mination> My parents and sisters are not speaking to me. <Ab0mination> Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do. <Ab0mination> Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile". :laugh: anyone else got any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 here's my favorite from my favorite chatquotes site.. (http://bash.org) <Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not f*ck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted July 25, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 25, 2003 http://bash.org/?5775 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 25, 2003 Author Reviews Share Posted July 25, 2003 heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 omg mrk i love ur signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 here's my favorite from my favorite chatquotes site.. (http://bash.org)<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not f*ck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect hehe classic :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 26, 2003 Author Reviews Share Posted July 26, 2003 omg mrk i love ur signature lol makes me so :D i could :cry: but im not a :hump: so i'll just sit here and :ermm: ........... have :fun: and drink :beer: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 a few more good ones.. Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety. Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar. Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin. Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR. Pirate: Avast! Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow! Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east. Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off. Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound. ------------------------------------- <scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. ------------------------------------- <Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be? <JtHM> |<----------------------------->| <JtHM> (not to scale) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 hahahahaa <ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im ****in with him now <andrw> oh good, format his computer <Testicular_One> format his computer <TheGreaterZero> format him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbweb77 Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 <Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything <PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :p <Keiichi> not even close <Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the face and laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quboid Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Nice ones excessdl. Like the weddings/funerals one :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 http://bash.org/?5542 hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 From bash : <Bungie> You know porn has become an addiction when you are standing at the gas pump filling your bike and just before you top it off, you pull the hose out and spray it all over the tank. That made stuff emergency evacuate through my nose =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 hehe thats a good one, empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 (edited) (+[MO]GeX) James[uH] you got a GF ain't you ? (@James[uH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend... :laugh: <EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your ######? <EFX> am I shedding so my ###### will grow bigger? :no: :x <Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "######"? :o :laugh: :laugh: [kisama] if you break out your penis in space [kisama] your suit would depressurize [kisama] or your body would depressurize [kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra :o :pinch: <Tizitchy> you know what sucks <Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line <Tizitchy> she was by a trash can <Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me <Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?" <Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah" <Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter" :D :punch: <Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick <Hellwarrior> one sec :huh: :x <NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm? :laugh: :rofl: Edited July 28, 2003 by kev64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..... Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 I hope his cat was ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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