altezza Veteran Posted July 25, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 25, 2003 Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at Walmart anymore either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 :laugh: LMAO (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudEngineer Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 haha rofl :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 25, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 25, 2003 lols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 excellent (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farquaon Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Didnt see that coming....great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Panda Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Good one :) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 LOL Great one, never saw it coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Know Won Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 :laugh: Very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 old but good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ficman Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Very Nice... :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Hahaha :laugh: :uberhump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 They did that in walmart.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsekicker Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 I guess you can get everything at Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMasamune Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 LMAO! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krux Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 hahaha very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 :laugh: :rofl: Very unexpected! Great joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruBD Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 lol, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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