altezza Veteran Posted July 25, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 25, 2003 A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is that when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again. "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun. "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball." "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole." The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f**king putt, didn't you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 LOL Very nice (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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newsend Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 :laugh: Great joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 HAHA great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Now we know when she swore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 MWHAHAHHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mrk Reviews Posted July 26, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 26, 2003 so, when did she swear?? :huh: I kiiiiiiiiiid :laugh: good one :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackice912 Veteran Posted July 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 26, 2003 Most excellent :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ike Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 LOL nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 :laugh: thanks i needed a good laugh. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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