Elliot B. Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday. Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real. Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video. Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit. Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 hahaha. NICE ONE~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blachole Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 LMAO..i needed a good laugh today :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted July 25, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 25, 2003 :laugh: .... Radish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aruvam Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. Too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video. :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted July 26, 2003 MVC Share Posted July 26, 2003 Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. What if she is bi ... then maby you can partisipate :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 this is very funny, we need some more of these. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 lmao that was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 26, 2003 Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47. bwhaahahahahahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukTeensOnline.co.uk Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 :lol: there goooood :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 27, 2003 They're good! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 LoL nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 :rofl: Great post, Mustard. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 LOL..this is some funny **** man...lol...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. lol... :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 More posts to come guys :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 That's the best stuff I've read in a looong time...much thanks Mustard :fro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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