mrk Reviews Posted July 25, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 25, 2003 never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole 'Venus and Mars' thing. I've also never figured out why men think with their head while women think with their heart. And I've yet to have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do." One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to heat up, things were going great, but all of a sudden she said, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?" So then she said the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. "You're not in tune with my emotional needs as a Woman." I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" However, I realized that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all three of them. She then told me that she wanted matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I said OK. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you........ she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK, too. She was so excited by all of this when she finally said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "no, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face...... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man." I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of 2008, but it was worth it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 hahah! i love it! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 that's passive aggressive. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriq760 Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 lol ... revenge is sweet.. :ninja: :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastGodSupreme Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 HELL YES!!! :rofl: And THAT is how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatCat Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 I got the urge to herbal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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