altezza Veteran Posted July 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 27, 2003 An American tourist in London found himself needing to urinate something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak." "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away." The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started peeing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?" "No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsN AnGeL Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 LOL! good one altezza! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudEngineer Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 lol hahaha btw MsN AnGeL could u make your sig a little bit smaller please... No need for all those line breaks :rolleyes: Edit: ty you very much MsN AnGeL ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary King Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 heh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Haha! That's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 What did the french ever do to him.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 haha nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I love it, that's so kool. :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Lol, I can see this happening for real :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Sheldon Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Nice 1... Anything to wind the french up ;) Keep up with the BOYCOTTS fellow UK and US Peeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 (edited) Out comes the French Embassador..."Did you just do what I think you did???" "Uhhh....no sir....":whistle:...:shifty: Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!!! :woot: I love it!!! :woot: Edited July 29, 2003 by tech_8356 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 LMAO good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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