An American in London


Recommended Posts

An American tourist in London found himself needing to urinate something

terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to

relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of

business.

Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look here, old

chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American

replied, but I really gotta take a leak."

"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me." The police

officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and

manicured hedges.

"Here," said the policeman, "whiz away." The American tourist shrugged,

turned, unzipped, and started peeing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in

relief.

Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this

British courtesy?"

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

lol hahaha

btw MsN AnGeL could u make your sig a little bit smaller please... No need for all those line breaks :rolleyes:

Edit: ty you very much MsN AnGeL ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nice 1...

Anything to wind the french up ;)

Keep up with the BOYCOTTS fellow UK and US Peeps

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Out comes the French Embassador..."Did you just do what I think you did???"

"Uhhh....no sir....":whistle:...:shifty:

Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

:woot: I love it!!! :woot:

Edited by tech_8356
Link to comment
Share on other sites

This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.