Human Biology class


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Sixth grade human biology teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me

which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when

stimulated?"

Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.

"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times

its usual size when stimulated?"

Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a

question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will

complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mr. Sampson is shocked by

Mary's reaction, but undaunted.

He asks the class the question again, and this

time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson.

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."

"Very good, Sam. Thank you."

Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you:

First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework.

Second, you have a very DIRTY mind.

And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."

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The iris is not an organ of the body, it is part an organ, the eye. And neither is the penis, it is a member not an organ.

So I don't find the joke funny.

ahh, it's all in the delivery.. he could've just casually said "part of the body" and then there'd be no complaints.. either way, I knew what he meant.. I like it.

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