altezza Veteran Posted July 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 27, 2003 Sixth grade human biology teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye." "Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you: First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a very DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudEngineer Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 roflmao, thats a good one haha :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsN AnGeL Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 hehehe good one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 haha..heard it before..but still nice..(Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriq760 Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 lol nice joke altezza... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted July 27, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 27, 2003 ^_^ hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 stupid mary :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 mary so dumb :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 lol stupid mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 LOL nice (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darran Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 lol very good! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 lol... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Mary = blonde? :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 The iris is not an organ of the body, it is part an organ, the eye. And neither is the penis, it is a member not an organ. So I don't find the joke funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 The iris is not an organ of the body, it is part an organ, the eye. And neither is the penis, it is a member not an organ.So I don't find the joke funny. ahh, it's all in the delivery.. he could've just casually said "part of the body" and then there'd be no complaints.. either way, I knew what he meant.. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary King Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 LOLOL Cant wait til Mary is older, hehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 stop picking on mary keldyn might restrict you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperb0le Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Hehe pretty funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Ahhhhh disappointed about what? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 disappointed indeed :sleep: :shifty: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Heh, Disappointed? Come see me Mary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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