Things to do on an elevator


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Things to do on an elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them

on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,

and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the

wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they

know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After

a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day

been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then

scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,

ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to

play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask

them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency

procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,

don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and

muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering

inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the

wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in

horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other

passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then

announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to

the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

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3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the

wrong ones.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and

muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then

announce, "I have new socks on".

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I work in casino surveillance

The guys in the hotel surveillance dept keep and trade tapes of people doing things in the elevators that would boggle your mind. There have been several cases where the next morning (when they sober up) Management gets a frantic call demanding that they hand over the tape.. and get the "usual" response..

"oh, we do not record the interior of the elevators unless there is not an officer manning those particular monitors, we had a full staff on last night, so I can assure you that there is no tape, in any event we do not release surveillance tapes to the public as a matter of policy, I am afraid you would have to pursue the matter through the courts, if I may be of any further assistance please do not hesitate to call" :shifty:

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Here's another one(not that good though)

Enter the elevator, and say hi to everybody, (normally nobody sais hi, they just reamin silence)

then you say, "since there's nobody in here, I'm gonna fart", and fart! :D

Later! :p

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hehehe. sometimes ummm you get board when you are a little kid waiting for your mom to get off work at the hospital late at night and you have to come up with fun things to do. not like i would know... ;)

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