Savarize Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Things to do on an elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it. 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 LOL Dats dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xp1ode Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol i like number six just picturing that i couldnt stop laghing :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doofy Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 whahah superb list :D still laughing :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 PMSL Love it, might try a few 2moro :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. lmao I have so got to try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol @ six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paixao Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 27) Stop the elevator and make love :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahnka Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 #25 lol; a Ren and Stimpy moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 22 man.....that would be rich (and unlike the others, it wouldn't get you fired)....(or make Neobond remove your posts......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[XS] Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. thats funny :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 my fav 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 I work in casino surveillance The guys in the hotel surveillance dept keep and trade tapes of people doing things in the elevators that would boggle your mind. There have been several cases where the next morning (when they sober up) Management gets a frantic call demanding that they hand over the tape.. and get the "usual" response.. "oh, we do not record the interior of the elevators unless there is not an officer manning those particular monitors, we had a full staff on last night, so I can assure you that there is no tape, in any event we do not release surveillance tapes to the public as a matter of policy, I am afraid you would have to pursue the matter through the courts, if I may be of any further assistance please do not hesitate to call" :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsdn Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 ROTFL :D :rofl: :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0sit0 Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 haha i guess i was not the only one that liked #6 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" hahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Haha! I would so love to do this one day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDeputy Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Have wild monkey sex :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Have wild monkey sex :) lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 haha I like the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chema Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Here's another one(not that good though) Enter the elevator, and say hi to everybody, (normally nobody sais hi, they just reamin silence) then you say, "since there's nobody in here, I'm gonna fart", and fart! :D Later! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wprigjoigj3i40jhgi0435ejh Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 28) Fart 29) Burp real loud 30) Pick your nose and flick boogers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 6) owns you :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chema Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Hey those are really nasty voidunknown :rolleyes: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wprigjoigj3i40jhgi0435ejh Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 hehehe. sometimes ummm you get board when you are a little kid waiting for your mom to get off work at the hospital late at night and you have to come up with fun things to do. not like i would know... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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