Sexism is not right


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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ."

How do you fix a woman's watch? Don?t bother; there?s a clock on the oven.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

What? the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I've dated a couple of girls like that... :whistle:

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