Alright, I'll do the damn Dishes!


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A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always

wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the

newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes

across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on

it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint

condition. He inquires about it with the owner.

"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me

how you keep it in such good shape.

"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure

that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub

Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In

fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of

Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the

buyer a tube of Vaseline.

The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He

takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic

(being a Harley fan).

That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his

girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going

to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When

the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her

boyfriend's arm.

"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my

parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk.

In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do

the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the

living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family

room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs,

dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take

advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his

girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over

and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still

they keep quiet.

So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and

they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says

a word.

"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his

girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the

dinner table. Again, total silence.

Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend

realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take

care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his

pocket.

Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all

right! I'll do the damn dishes."

:woot:

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