.Atlantis Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner. "This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape. "Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline. The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan). That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm. "Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet. So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word. "Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence. Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes." :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chema Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Already read it :D and I think this have been posted :/ Later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol I'm slow. It took me a while... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wprigjoigj3i40jhgi0435ejh Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 eeewwwwww. thats dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenmuncher Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 haha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrancoisC Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Funny :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 That'd be a quick way to end a relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 good joke altho i think it has been posted before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol I haven't read that before, but it's good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I'm pretty quick, but I didn't see it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 haha...read it but still hell of a funny one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 i wonder what his girlfriend said to him afterwards lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 love to hear old jokes come back and still make me chuckle some /.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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