Never Fall Asleep In Church


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One day Mr Jones went to have a talk with the minister at

his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife

keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very

embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this pin with

you. I'll be able to tell when she's sleeping, and I will

motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give her

a good poke in the leg with the pin."

In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off.

Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "...And who

made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr.

Jones.

"Jesus!" cried Mrs. Jones as her husband jabbed her in the

leg with the pin.

"Yes, you are right, Mrs. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister

noticed her dozing. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the

congregation, motioning towards Mr. Jones.

"God!" cried out Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the

pin once again. "Right again, Mrs. Jones," said the minister,

smiling and continuing his sermon.

Before long, Mrs. Jones dozed off again. However, this time

the minister didn't notice. As he picked up the tempo of his

sermon, he made a few motions that Mr. Jones mistook as

signals to wake his wife again.

He was just sticking his wife with the pin again when the

minister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she

bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one

more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!

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hmm, thats odd.. usually its the husband that falls asleep in the joke..... makes more sense that way too..

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hmm, thats odd.. usually its the husband that falls asleep in the joke.....  makes more sense that way too..

um but it's not a gay marraige, and it wasn't ADAM and STEVE, so having 99 childern wouldn't make sense, and wouldn't be possible.

But the joke was funny. :laugh:

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um but it's not a gay marraige, and it wasn't ADAM and STEVE, so having 99 childern wouldn't make sense, and wouldn't be possible.

But the joke was funny. :laugh:

umm... just where did you gather that? no one said anything about a gay marraige..

The joke with the wife asleep:

He was just sticking his wife with the pin again when the

minister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she

bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one

more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!

The joke with the husband asleep:
She was just sticking her husband with the pin again when the

minister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she

bore him his 99th son?"

Mr. Jones screamed, "You stick that damned thing in me one

more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!

Makes perfect sence both ways and doesnt meantion anything gay at all........

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