.Atlantis Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 One day Mr Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this pin with you. I'll be able to tell when she's sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with the pin." In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "...And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr. Jones. "Jesus!" cried Mrs. Jones as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the pin. "Yes, you are right, Mrs. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed her dozing. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mr. Jones. "God!" cried out Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with the pin once again. "Right again, Mrs. Jones," said the minister, smiling and continuing his sermon. Before long, Mrs. Jones dozed off again. However, this time the minister didn't notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to wake his wife again. He was just sticking his wife with the pin again when the minister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endeavor Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 LOL. LOL. Thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 haha that's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wprigjoigj3i40jhgi0435ejh Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmuZombie Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 hmm, thats odd.. usually its the husband that falls asleep in the joke..... makes more sense that way too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmuZombie Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 in fact.... it was even posted here that way... https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?s=&a...=entry1046018 https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?s=&a...t=entry493833 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Read it on funny.com. But it was the husband instead.Still a good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shihchiun Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsekicker Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 ha ha - that's funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 hehehe :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 hmm, thats odd.. usually its the husband that falls asleep in the joke..... makes more sense that way too.. um but it's not a gay marraige, and it wasn't ADAM and STEVE, so having 99 childern wouldn't make sense, and wouldn't be possible. But the joke was funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmuZombie Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 um but it's not a gay marraige, and it wasn't ADAM and STEVE, so having 99 childern wouldn't make sense, and wouldn't be possible.But the joke was funny. :laugh: umm... just where did you gather that? no one said anything about a gay marraige.. The joke with the wife asleep: He was just sticking his wife with the pin again when theminister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones shrieked, "You stick that damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass! The joke with the husband asleep:She was just sticking her husband with the pin again when theminister asked, "...And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mr. Jones screamed, "You stick that damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your ass! Makes perfect sence both ways and doesnt meantion anything gay at all........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 Hehe quite funny! :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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