bayrider Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 my cousin told me this 1 last week, so please bear with me :) A devorc? decides he should start dating again. While getting ready for his first date after a year he takes out a bottle of viagra. As soon as he is about to pop one in his mouth, his pet parrot flies by and swallows the pill. After his 3rd attempt, the parrot still somehow manages to take his viagra. Seeing that there is only one pill left, and not wanting to take any risk, he locks his pet parrot in the freezer, goes back upstairs and swallows the last pill in anticipation for tonight. So his date comes, they head straight upstairs where the man gets it on with his date. As they finish, the man realizes that he forgot his parrot in the freezer. Running downstairs, scared that he may have killed his beloved pet parrot, to his amazement, as he opens the freezer, he sees that the parrot is soaking wet in sweat. He asks the parrot "how come you're sweating?" the parrot replies "Have u ever tried to have sex with a frozen turkey before? Its impossible!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 eewww :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 oooer missus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 stupid............ly funny. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeper Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 hehe, made me giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Thats weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Oh man. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I knew a kid like that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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