.Atlantis Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 10 ways to scare your neighbors 1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone. 2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants,while watering the bad ones. 3.)Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie: chairs, books, lamps, etc.) 4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage." walk away laughing hysterically. 5.)Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that their is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards. 6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again." 7.) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a dink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too. 8.)Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbours. Each day hack off a different part of their body. 9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.) 10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household applainces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming thatyou don't have a phone. Yes, they are so gonna crap themselves with fright Spot the sarcasm :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackwanders Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 the only practical one is #8...and that would be frickin' hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 some good some bad and ok joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 28, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 28, 2003 7.) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a dink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too. What's a dink ??? ;o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Atlantis Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 Drink, common sense man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 28, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 28, 2003 i know what it was hehe i was just playing along ;o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 3.)Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie: chairs, books,lamps, etc.) :laugh:! That'll be hard to do, but if it went through, that would be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 I like #6. :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biaxident Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Hehe... That was a funny one. :) I liked this one the most: 2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants,while watering the bad ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Some are funny, not all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 haha, some are ok . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeebaf Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 how about go and take his wife penty from their backyard, send them their front door and say sorry your wife left her peny in my house. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skunny Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 they were all gay :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmate15 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 If you didnt get caught out, number 9 might scare some people. Sitting there watching tv then the channel changes every few seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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