SweetRiverBaynes Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 A man suspects his wife cheating on him. So he decides to buy a pet to help him out, by attacking any males that come to the house while he's not home. A dog comes to mind, he'll train it to attack. So he runs to the pet store. The man arrives and tells the owner the situation. "I have the best thing for ya," says the owner. The owner pulls out a parrot with no legs from under the table. "This here's a special parrot, he has no legs, but it keeps itself on the perch by holding on with it's penis. Have this parrot watch your house while you're gone, and have him tell you what happens while you're gone." The man takes the parrot home sets it up in the family room. The man tells the parrot to watch the house for any males that come over and tell him what happens when he gets home. The parrot agrees kindly. The next morning the man goes out for work, and comes home late at night while his wife is asleep. "So what happened today," asked the man to the parrot. "Wow you should have been here," exclaims the parrot. "Tell me!" "Well, this afternoon a man comes to the door, your wife answers." "And...." "She brings him inside and they both sit on the couch." "And...go on!!" "The man takes off all his clothes." "Oh my god, I knew it, what happened next?" "Then your wife takes off all her clothes." "Oh lord, I must know what happens next, what happened?" "I'm not sure, I got hard and fell off the perch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phased Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 ehehe i heard this one still funny eheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baigley Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 That was pretty damn funny.. I actually Laughed Out Loud, :laugh: Which 99% of the people who type "lol" dont actually do.. w00t w00t. :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Okay that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 haha...nice one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farchord Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 hahahaha very nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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