.Atlantis Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Hey that hooker at the AIDS clinic said you were a pretty nice guy. Hey, you must have been doin' about 125 to keep up with me. Good Job!! That uniform makes your ass look really big. Excuse Me. Is stick up hyphenated? You don't happen to have any beer in your car. "Bad Cop!! No Donut!!" Your not gonna check the trunk are you. "Gee, the gut sure doesn't inspire confidence." Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops? I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends nitestand. I bet I could grab that gun before you finsih writing that ticket. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? I pay your salary!! Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too.! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me. What do you mean have I been drinking? Your the trained specialist. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 lol :laugh: The Gun and pedal one was funni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 heh, I like the one about keeping up with traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 "Gee, the gut sure doesn't inspire confidence." That's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 :laugh: They're all great. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Good stuff! I like the one about the picture on my girlfriends nitestand :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Atlantis Posted July 29, 2003 Author Share Posted July 29, 2003 'Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?' Is my favourite lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 Those were great :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. not heard that one before (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+primortal Subscriber² Posted July 29, 2003 Subscriber² Share Posted July 29, 2003 here's more hey, I got that same badge in my box of cracker jacks yesterday awww, someone sent me a cop stripper didn't i buy crack from you yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 "Bad Cop!! No Donut!!" i like that one. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Seen it before but still damn funny. *Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does. * cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 haha...a few of them was nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMasamune Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 those were hilarious! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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