The worst thing to say to an officer


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Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Hey that hooker at the AIDS clinic said you were a pretty nice guy.

Hey, you must have been doin' about 125 to keep up with me. Good Job!!

That uniform makes your ass look really big.

Excuse Me. Is stick up hyphenated?

You don't happen to have any beer in your car.

"Bad Cop!! No Donut!!"

Your not gonna check the trunk are you.

"Gee, the gut sure doesn't inspire confidence."

Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends nitestand.

I bet I could grab that gun before you finsih writing that ticket.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

I pay your salary!!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too.!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

What do you mean have I been drinking? Your the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?

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Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

not heard that one before (Y)

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here's more

hey, I got that same badge in my box of cracker jacks yesterday

awww, someone sent me a cop stripper

didn't i buy crack from you yesterday?

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