ProdeN Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 and what they said about it Answers:- SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information: The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George!!! HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road and there was rejoicing. COLONOL SANDERS Did I miss one??!*!''!! DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it cross i've not been told.... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken cross the road, and that was good enough. OPRAH Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell for the very first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious cas of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmmmmmm......chicken!!!! Mmmmmmm.....chicken indeed !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 LOL nice list! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted July 28, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 28, 2003 :laugh: .... Radish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I like all of them. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xp1ode Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 lol luv the homer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 OMG, not this again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 i think the last post about this was better because he provided a link to the real thing with the pictures and stuff.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dave- Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 <sigh> polititians.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol very nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mm3h Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :D lol nice 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 because it was pinned to the punk's cheek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistl3r Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :laugh: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 haha its still funny each time i read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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