Elliot B. Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 1. Cover your stump before u hump 2. Before u attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You cant go wrong, if u shield your dong 7. If you're not goin to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If u think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If u slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if u wrap your peter 11. She wont get sick if u wrap your dick 12. If u go in to heat, package your meat 13. Whle yr undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When u take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in december, gift wrap your member 16. Never,never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love! EDIT: 2500 posts woooo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 :laugh: Those are some good ones! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 haha, nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggbizkit00 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 ive heard these before, but i like #9 the best...also, what day happens to be national condom day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted July 29, 2003 Author Share Posted July 29, 2003 ive heard these before, but i like #9 the best...also, what day happens to be national condom day? I don't think it's a real thing to be honest mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 Good ones! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 haha.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 heard it before but I thought the list was longer than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil :laugh::rofl::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 7. If you're not goin to sack it, go home and whack it hahaha! that one is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMasamune Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 funny! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noll3095 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 also, what day happens to be national condom day? February 14th of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Ownage!!! :fro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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