National Condom Day Slogans


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1. Cover your stump before u hump

2. Before u attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You cant go wrong, if u shield your dong

7. If you're not goin to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If u think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If u slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if u wrap your peter

11. She wont get sick if u wrap your dick

12. If u go in to heat, package your meat

13. Whle yr undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When u take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in december, gift wrap your member

16. Never,never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

EDIT: 2500 posts woooo lol

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ive heard these before, but i like #9 the best...also, what day happens to be national condom day?

I don't think it's a real thing to be honest mate

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