Leo Natan Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Computer Problem Report Form -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: __________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor __ B. Minor __ C. Minor __ D. Trivial __ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up __ B. Frozen __ C. Hung __ D. Shot __ 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __ 7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __ 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __ 9. Have you made it worse? Yes __ 10. Have you read the manual? Yes __ No __ 11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes __ No __ 12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No __ 13. Do you think you understood it? Yes __ No __ 14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? __________________________________________ 15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________ 16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in. __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes __ No __ 19. How does this problem make you feel? __________________________________________ 20. Tell me about your childhood. __________________________________________ 21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes __ No __ 22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes __ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 29, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 29, 2003 :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMayhem Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celsyus Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeper Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol some good ones in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AQUaDeX Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 haha yeah starting from now whenever some of those more annoying friends on ICQ msgs me about he's (if that's a she I will answer :D ) having problem with his computer *again*... I will simply let him fill in thisform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistl3r Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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