altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there, have **** & out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said "Did you hear anything?" and Invisible Man replied, "No! But my ass hurts like hell!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanctified Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol, thats a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 i remember that from when iw as 10, funny as hell tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :o :pinch: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xp1ode Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol heard this one before alittle different but its still good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 heard this before, but still funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_Tom Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol still good after all these years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Still a great classic! :laugh: :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corona Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 hahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 heard it before, years ago, but Spiderman is Marvel Universe, the rest are all DC universe. So leave Spiderman out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 You rule!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicoCahill Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 never heard that before, damn funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[X] Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 that's damn funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Lol, :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted July 30, 2003 Reviews Share Posted July 30, 2003 LMAO that ones great :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimeryme Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol heard this one before alittle different but its still good... yeah, I think the original had wonderwoman tanning on top of a building and supes just flying by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 I gotta figure out this whole faster than a speeding bullet deal...could be useful... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Great joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 OMG! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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