Superman story


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Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime

fighting & wanted to

go out & party.

He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club &

pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to

see if he fancied a

few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with

Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's

apartment to see if

she was free.

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked

on the bed

with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a

speeding bullet! I can be

in there, have **** & out again before she knew what

happened."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second &

flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said "Did you hear

anything?" and

Invisible Man replied, "No! But my ass hurts like

hell!"

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lol heard this one before alittle different but its still good...

yeah, I think the original had wonderwoman tanning on top of a building and supes just flying by.

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