altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. "Ohh!!! NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Yet another zipped by, "Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Chevy, when yet another car passed the taxi right as they were turning into the airport. "Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "that'll be $150." "$150? It was so short a ride! Why so much?" Taxi driver responded, "Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 I likes t3h German cars better, but I love Japanese stuff. :p Great joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exekutor Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 yes, german cars are very fast :D but is is also a very good joke Ciao Exe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangman Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Great joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IP Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 yea taxi here is so much more expensive than the ones in asia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 I love my Mazda, very fast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 hahaha nice one - imagine the face of the japanese dude after that hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeper Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 nice one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 He paid for his mouth. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol..nice one.. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mektoub Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :D good one there. any yes, our german cars sure are quality ones hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 wicked joke (Y) didn't see the ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Burn..... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 honda hmm very fast lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savarize Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 hahah :laugh: nice one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Haha! Too bad for the Jap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Mwuhahah, He got own3d! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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