altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze. You can't remember...is pot illegal? You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. You can't remember.....is pot illegal? A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. You can't remember...is pot illegal? It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH." You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. Both you AND your dog have therapists. You can't remember...... is pot illegal??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autodefe Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Hahaha... I sure can relate to a lot of these :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMayhem Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNuTjC Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LoL... the funny thing is, its all true :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demogorgon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecander Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LMAO :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :laugh: Your jokes always make me laugh Altezza! :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 haha, funny .. dont bag my cali :x man i miss living there :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 EXCELLENT!!!! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOOPAH256 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 even though i live in california, i can only relate to a few of these stereotypes... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroChaos Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 only a few? omg, i see every single one of those every day! they are all so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 very very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :yes: i can relate to most of it.. i live in cali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol, nice list... and if it's all true :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetRiverBaynes Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Hmm..east coast..in the hizzous. yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianpsycho Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 even though i live in california, i can only relate to a few of these stereotypes...:p yea same here...... is pot illegal? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idkfa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 ppl who smoke pot need a bullet :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol, nice list. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timan Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 was about to say no one remembered that pot thing was listed so many times? lol ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetRiverBaynes Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 ppl who smoke pot need a bullet :D Shot at them, or just need to hold one. Specificy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 hehehe is pot illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 u forgot bout "u know u live in california when"... mothers day is every 1st of the month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tajddin Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 lol, so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairon Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying ona conversation in English. LOL, so true! :D (And yes, I have been to L.A and S.F before) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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