Sleeper Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 This kid will go far!! This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida, and they hired him because he was honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked . AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That's what I'm applying. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearninghouse Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:[b/] Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistl3r Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 bahahaha! :laugh: that's incredible...mcdonalds....:rolleyes: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Well at least he is honest. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? :laugh: Good question. Great joke man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 this is old, but still funny as hell :p :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 Been poster before but still worth a laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Know Won Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Nice one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 nah...this is old...but still funnier than all gitout!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 That is so cool (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Haha! They had a damn good reason to hire him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 yep old, but funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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