Time to kill


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A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn?t been feeling well and wants to find out if he?s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

"I?m afraid I have some bad news. You?re dying and you don?t have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that?s terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.

"Ten," says the doctor.

"Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.

"Nine. . ."

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