Nihilus Share Posted November 10, 2010 Omni or Insane? Who will it be? The suspense is immense. Link to post Share on other sites
+InsaneNutter MVC Share Posted November 10, 2010 That's either one ****ing huge cat or a tiny trampoline. And yes, I know it's an exercize trampoline, but it's still small in comparison to the cat! Cats in the UK are really just that big! I've had many nightmares about waking up with a cat sat on my bed :cry: Omni or Insane? Who will it be? The suspense is immense. If Omni can get clearance for a mission to the moon I don't think that i can compete with that. However I can make a great cheese, ham and tomato toastie which could sweeten the deal for swissdude. Link to post Share on other sites
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Share Posted November 10, 2010 Splash-proof camera Could come in handy... Link to post Share on other sites
AbandonedTrolley Share Posted November 10, 2010 Good luck guys, this really could be your big break! Link to post Share on other sites
mps69 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Could come in handy... A some what Freudian slip me thinks :whistle: Link to post Share on other sites
badsey Share Posted November 10, 2010 I need a link to some of your work you have done this is really the only thing that anyone "needs" to answer, the photographer shouldn't provide the location, you should, there's go to be a budget and like stated before 2-3 hours is nothing, and once a month... with that time schedule not a lot is going to be achieved, and asking for the equipment the photographer has is like asking for a list of what you have in your house, but for the fun of it, i have 2 lenses, camera body, flash gun, macro lenses, tripod, 3 mem cards, 2 battery's, and a few other goodies Link to post Share on other sites
AbandonedTrolley Share Posted November 10, 2010 a few other goodies I'm interested in seeing your 'goodies' Link to post Share on other sites
game_over Share Posted November 10, 2010 Could come in handy... haha! have some imaginary rep. Link to post Share on other sites
Teebor Share Posted November 10, 2010 That's either one ****ing huge cat or a tiny trampoline. And yes, I know it's an exercize trampoline, but it's still small in comparison to the cat! Thats no cat, its a space station We are stuck in its tractor beam and its pulling us in P.S. we also have Giraffes living in the loft/attic in the UK so Huge cats are the least of our worries Link to post Share on other sites
gian Share Posted November 10, 2010 Sounds like an ad for porn. London calling, I am coming :yes: (top top model you said right?) Link to post Share on other sites
crazzy88ss Share Posted November 10, 2010 My bad, I didn't write the ad write I'l re-write I did it in a rush - I will re-write it My apology's for the lack of clarity in it yea ok. lol Link to post Share on other sites
remus_lupin Share Posted November 10, 2010 Hello swissdude, I use a daguerreotype camera, it is a little older than the rest of the cameras people use on this forum... I cannot shoot video, but I feel the quality of the photos greatly outweigh this fact. You will not be disappointed, here is a link to the camera I use http://www.fi.edu/pieces/myers/ All the work I have done was unfortunately lost in a house fire 7 years ago. Since then, I have not taken a single photo, but I am constantly taking photos inside my head, so I have had a lot of time to think about taking pictures of things I see... I am 11 and I live in Canada, I don't mind traveling to the UK once a month though... I receive an allowance of $5 per month, that should be enough to get me to London and back... Oh wait, I forgot about the HST, alright, I may need a downpayment of a dollar or so (that is about 0.69 of a euro).... I am currently in elementary school, working full time at a steel mill... I feel as if any place in London would be good to shoot, which opens up thousands upon thousands of opportunities. Thanks for your time, and again. I am suited for this job! You may email me directly with further information at: "theonlyreasoniwrotethiswastoprocrastinate@hotmail.com" Regards, the 11 year old photographer Link to post Share on other sites
Argote Share Posted November 10, 2010 Hello swissdude, I use a daguerreotype camera, it is a little older than the rest of the cameras people use on this forum... I cannot shoot video, but I feel the quality of the photos greatly outweigh this fact. You will not be disappointed, here is a link to the camera I use http://www.fi.edu/pieces/myers/ All the work I have done was unfortunately lost in a house fire 7 years ago. Since then, I have not taken a single photo, but I am constantly taking photos inside my head, so I have had a lot of time to think about taking pictures of things I see... I am 11 and I live in Canada, I don't mind traveling to the UK once a month though... I receive an allowance of $5 per month, that should be enough to get me to London and back... Oh wait, I forgot about the HST, alright, I may need a downpayment of a dollar or so (that is about 0.69 of a euro).... I am currently in elementary school, working full time at a steel mill... I feel as if any place in London would be good to shoot, which opens up thousands upon thousands of opportunities. Thanks for your time, and again. I am suited for this job! You may email me directly with further information at: "theonlyreasoniwrotethiswastoprocrastinate@hotmail.com" Regards, the 11 year old photographer Your sig betrays your lies!!! Link to post Share on other sites
remus_lupin Share Posted November 10, 2010 Your sig betrays your lies!!! Assuming my signature isn't the lie :0 hehehe Link to post Share on other sites
pixelpixel Share Posted April 5, 2011 Don't work for free. Check here for standard rates: http://www.londonfreelance.org/feesguide/index.php?section=Photography Link to post Share on other sites
crazzy88ss Share Posted April 5, 2011 Don't work for free. Check here for standard rates: http://www.londonfreelance.org/feesguide/index.php?section=Photography I think you missed the point of the thread? Most of the posts are jokes about how clueless the OP is and shouldn't be taken seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
Draconian Guppy Share Posted April 5, 2011 Holy thread resurrection. Link to post Share on other sites
ahhell Share Posted April 5, 2011 I actually remember this thread than the LOLZ that it brought. Link to post Share on other sites
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