Remote Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks. The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?" "Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand." "Incredible!" says the seaman. "How?d you get the eye patch?" "A sea gull **** in my eye," the pirate replies. "You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks. "Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol :laugh: :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 ROFLMFAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL OMFG I've been reading jokes all day and that is the best :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Hilarious! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 ahahha sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 heard it before but still a good one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Nice one. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amoeba Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Wow, that's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted July 30, 2003 Administrators Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol thats a good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Now that must have hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excessdl Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 hehehe.. niice.. just need to use pirate dialect for the pirate quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 lol, I've heard this one before but it's still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 blaaahahahahahaha definitelly one of the high points in my day.. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 :laugh: good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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