Remote Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. ?Open the safe,? he yells at the girl behind the counter. ?But we?re not a real bank,? she replies. ?We don?t have any money; this is a sperm bank.? ?Don?t you argue with me! Open the damn safe or I?ll blow your friggin? head off!? She obliges and once she?s opened the safe door the guy says ?Take out one of the bottles and drink it.? ?But it?s full of sperm!? she replies nervously. ?Don?t argue, just drink it? he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. ?Take out another one and drink it too? he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl?s amazement, it's her husband. ?Not that ****ing difficult, is it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 eeeeeewwww :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL evil joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sick Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 I've heard this one before, but the roles were reversed. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-ergy Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 HAHAHAHAH thanks for the laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 It's sick, but funny. :x :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 That was little sick joke :x :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 OMG not this joke again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 LMFAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulfusion Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 MWUHAHAHA! she got pwn3d!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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