altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 On a packet of juggling balls: "This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA." Seen on a camera: "This camera only works when there is film inside." On a bottle of flavored milk drink: "After opening, keep upright." On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." On a can of insect spray: "Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees." A different brand of insect spray: "Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals." On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines: "Protect from seawater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol I like the first insect spray one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 not tested on animals?!?! HaH! I love it!! :woot: :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:"Protect from seawater." wtf? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 altezza you always have something that makes my day a little better posted on here but the key question is whats your source .... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim_ehat Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 On a lawnmower: "WARNING: WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING - THE BLADE IS TURNING!" Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here." On a bottle of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face." On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: "For best results, start with a clean bathtub before use." On a can of powdered infant formula: "Mix with water before serving." Found on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner: "Safe for carpets, too!" On a plastic orange juice can: "100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate." On the label of a Sterno candle fuel: "Do not use near fire or flame." Seen on a container of salt: Warning: High in sodium On a baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror: "Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you." On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens: "Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place." On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel: "Warning - Remove lock before driving." On a Halloween Batman costume: "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly." ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body. ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery. ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness. ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children. ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use. ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts. ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? ON A HAIRDRYER - Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP - Directions: Use like regular soap. ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME - Serving suggestion: Defrost. ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX - fits one head. ---------------------------------------- Not sure where I got these.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[hxc] Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 hehehe good for a laugh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 a wicked find guys :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 um yeah, funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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