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On a packet of juggling balls:

"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not

suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."

Seen on a camera:

"This camera only works when there is film inside."

On a bottle of flavored milk drink:

"After opening, keep upright."

On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:

"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

On a can of insect spray:

"Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees."

A different brand of insect spray:

"Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals."

On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:

"Protect from seawater."

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altezza you always have something that makes my day a little better posted on here but the key question is whats your source .... lol

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On a lawnmower:

"WARNING: WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING - THE BLADE IS TURNING!"

Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:

"Do not open here."

On a bottle of spray paint:

"Do not spray in your face."

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner:

"For best results, start with a clean bathtub before use."

On a can of powdered infant formula:

"Mix with water before serving."

Found on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner:

"Safe for carpets, too!"

On a plastic orange juice can:

"100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate."

On the label of a Sterno candle fuel:

"Do not use near fire or flame."

Seen on a container of salt:

Warning: High in sodium

On a baby stroller:

"Remove child before folding."

On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror:

"Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens:

"Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place."

On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel:

"Warning - Remove lock before driving."

On a Halloween Batman costume:

"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

ON A HAIRDRYER - Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP - Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME - Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX - fits one head.

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Not sure where I got these....

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