altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on to you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way To hell with this endless poem The perfect man is GAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 hehehe how true now i just gota find me a gay guy wait im a guy so whats the perfect woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :rofl: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :laugh: nice one altezza (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 heh that's pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 now what we are lacking is the perfect woman...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djgramma Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Hmmmmm.... so.... what if you're close to being the perfect man? Are you close to being gay? Oh, I've heard the perfect woman poem, a perfect guy would call it sexist and rude, but then again the perfect guy is gay, so what would he care... :wacko: :pinch: Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Man, I wish i were gay-straight..... hmm, how do bisexuals fit into all of this? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 yep that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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