Turning him on


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Two old ladies were chatting one day.

They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to

sex.

The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever.

The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was.

The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the

garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up

over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom, he gets turned on

and has his way with her.

The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she

heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and

throws her feet up over her head.

Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says,

"For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting

to look like an a**hole!"

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