altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom, he gets turned on and has his way with her. The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an a**hole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 She didn't remember the small things. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :o :x :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted July 31, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 31, 2003 :huh: :x :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeWolf324 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 hi hi hi hi hi.. fu-nnAY! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 This is one great classic. :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 lmao that's cool :D /me decides to share it with all his msn contacts :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 ewww.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 ewwwww :x crusty dirty old people...... :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 ewwwww :x crusty dirty old people...... :no: You'll be one in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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