altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 An old wild west fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "Yumti-Bi," he said, "you must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here." Yumti-Bi laid down and put his ear to the ground... "Heap large war party," he says, "maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black stallions, two on white stallions. All have war paint... many many guns. Medicine man also with them." "Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all of that just by listening to the ground???" "No, General," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 LOL,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 haha uh oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 :D :woot: :rofl: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xp1ode Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 lol another good joke to start my day again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I heard a different version once involving tonto and a sticky ear... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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